IN THE STILL OF THE NIGHT
Otis
O’Brien enjoyed a certain reputation in Purville and the
surrounding countryside. He distilled, without argument, the finest
moonshine in the county. People drove for miles to purchase a few
fruit jars of the magic elixir. Purville County was a dry county
which meant no alcoholic beverages of any kind could be bought or
sold. It had been that way for as long as people could remember. Some
blamed the Baptist because everyone knew they didn’t drink and they
cursed those that did. Some said it was the Methodist, but it was a
well-known fact that the Reverend Wilson kept a jar of Otis’s
moonshine in his church office. It did cure the sniffles and cleared
the throat before an hour-long Sunday sermon. A dark shadow was also
cast on the Church of Christ congregation. No one had ever seen them
or their minister take a drink, except at baptismal, and that was
only grape juice even though they called it wine and said it was the
blood of Christ.
You
couldn’t blame the Catholics. Hell, everyone knew they drank at
every occasion or opportunity. Father Jacobs not only drank, he also
smoked big ugly black cigars and said hell
and damn,
and that wasn’t just in his sermons but out in public too.
Who
was the blame? It really didn’t matter because as dry as the county
was and as religious and pious as the citizens were, one hell of a
lot of Otis’s moonshine got sold. On Friday and Saturday nights
there was even a line at the backdoor of Otis’s modest home on
Jeffery Street where it ducked under the railroad underpass.
Everyone,
including Sheriff Tate, knew the old tool shed out back of Otis’s
house wasn’t a tool shed, and the smoke coming out of the
smokehouse next to the tool shed wasn’t from smoking hams. It was
Otis’s still, and for two or three blocks in any direction you
could smell the strong odor of alcohol.
Otis
was known to take a drink or two when he was out working in the shed.
He was his own quality control and when it didn’t taste right to
him he knew it wouldn’t taste right to his customers…and this was
his undoing.
On
one Sunday afternoon in early September, while Mrs. O’Brien went to
church and prayed for the salvation of their souls, Otis went to his
still and mixed up a batch to put in the distillation vat.
There was
a half a jar of the grain alcohol on the table by the vat and Otis
consumed it while he stirred the mixture. The shine didn’t taste
quite as potent as Otis would have liked, and he vowed to make this
batch a bit stronger. He added to the mixture and opened another jar.
It too lacked the kick he was famous for making. He consumed it as a
part of his quality control procedures and added again to the
mixture.
“This
stuff taste like cistern water. Ain’t got no kick a’tall.
Nobody’s gonna buy this horse piss,” he said aloud to himself.
Quality Control people do that. He added to the mixture again and
continued stirring. A third jar was opened. It too was bad. More mix.
More stirring.
At
half-past noon, Mrs. O’Brien returned from church with Reverend
Wilson – Mrs. Obrien was a Methodist – and three deacons and
their wives. As famous as Otis was for his moonshine, Nellie O’Brien
was just as famous for her fried chicken and cornbread, and that’s
why the minister and the deacons and their wives came to the house of
Otis O’Brien that Sunday afternoon.
Otis
wasn’t particularly sociable during dinner. He mumbled a lot and
said a few curse words that elicited a raised eyebrow from Nellie and
a polite cough from the Reverend Wilson. Otis hadn’t planned on
spending that Sunday afternoon gnawing on chicken and being polite
while exchanging small talk. He had other things to do. He had a
reputation to protect and his last batch wasn’t all that good.
Besides, he expected the Reverend Wilson to ask for a free jar or
two, which he usually did when he could get Otis alone for a few
minutes.
Later,
after dinner, the Reverend asked and Otis gave. Otis was happy to
provide the Reverend the liquor because shortly thereafter the
Reverend and his flock would leave; he always did when he got his
medicine.
“Otis,”
Nellie said after the guests had departed, “did you give the
Reverend his medicine? He needs it, ya know. He gets the vapors
and it helps him…’specially on Sunday when he has to preach so
long.”
“Yeah,
I gave him some. Ain’t got no vapors. He jes likes a swig of good
shine now and then. I gotta go out back and finish the batch I was
making.”
Otis
kept adding and mixing and drinking and stirring until after dark. He
wanted the get this batch just perfect. Finally satisfied, he took
one final swig, lit the oak firewood under the tank and locked the
door as he headed toward the house.
They
say people in Hickory, four miles away, heard the explosion. It blew
the rear of the O’Brien’s house to smithereens. Two big telephone
pole-size supports under the railroad underpass splintered causing
the railroad bed and track to drop nearly two feet, delaying train
traffic across the underpass for two weeks. Twenty-two of Nellie
O’Brien’s chickens in a coop next to the tool shed all but
disappeared from the face of the earth except for feathers that
floated in the air for nearly an hour. Window panes in houses up to a
block away were busted out. Otis O’Brien was found beside the
railroad track, his denim bib-overalls ripped to shreds, bloody but
alive. Nellie survived with nothing more than stained drawers and a
ringing in her ears that persisted for months.
Dr.
Fulton treated Otis at the Community Hospital. He dug out enough
splinters of wood and shards of glass to fill a small wash pan. Burns
and blisters were covered with a foul smelling yellow ointment and
white gauze bandages were applied.
“Otis,
you old fool, you darn near killed yourself,” Doctor Fulton shook
his head. “What the hell happened?”
“It
was the still, Doc. Damn thing blew all to pieces.”
“The
still? Jesus Christ, Otis! Was there anything left?”
“No
sir. Nothin’ bigger than a chunk of coal. We gotta keep this a
secret, Doc. I don’t want ever’one in town knowing I had a still
out back.”
“I
think just about everyone knows, Otis. No big secret, your still.”
“I
don’t want it in the papers. Can’t you tell them something else
happened ‘sides the still blowing?”
“Got
any shine left, Otis?”
I
had about ten or twelve jars under the house that didn’t get blown
up. Should be okay.”
Headline
in the September 10th
edition of the Purville
Progress:
LOCAL
MAN BURNED IN EXPLOSION
Purville
resident, Otis O’Brien, was seriously burned Sunday evening when a
can of gasoline stored in his tool shed exploded. His house and
grounds were severely damaged, but his wife, Nellie, suffered no
permanent injuries. Pilings under the railroad trestle were also
damaged causing a delay in train traffic while the pilings were
replaced. Dr. Ray Fulton treated Mr. Obrien in the emergency room at
the Community Hospital. Mr. Obrien will remain hospitalized for
several days.
For
the next three months, Dr. Ray Fulton had the only decent supply of
Otis’s moonshine in Purchase County.
Great story Tom. loved it!
ReplyDelete